Customer Ratings

"I too was skeptical like many of you before i bought this cable. Little did i know my world was about to change. OH YES. Many reviewers have spoken about this cables ability to cure cancer or time travel. well.....they were right. Not only could I do all of those things, when I transversely connected it to my Thermal Froculator it ..." (more)

"Due to the high flux conductivity, this dishwasher safe Dedicated Link Cable has very impressive dimensional rift preventability capabilities. In addition to it's innate talent for dimensional rift preventability, this cable makes an excellent cancer-curing noose. Though the sound quality and transmission range is sub-par compared to anti..." (more)

"Due to the high flux conductivity, this dishwasher safe Dedicated Link Cable has very impressive dimensional rift preventability capabilities. In addition to it's innate ...-matter filled pseudoquasi-wireless P2P spatial link cable that Monster is selling, it's still a steal. I've also noticed that the cable grants me wolf powers, and makes..." (more)