I am primarily a sales rep for a major consumer electronics company and sideline as a professional assassin to make ends meet. I have all kinds of ropes, wires, and cables to produce the results that my reputation is based on. More often than not I find the off the shelf tools for strangulation disappointing. However, with the acquisition of the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable I can go about my business with ease. The fancy blue color stands out when covered in the blood of my victims and wipes away clean when the job is complete. It smells of redemption and feels just right in my cold uncaring hands. A+
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I'm typing this review to let Denon know that this cable has a significant problem with wiring. For some reason, ever since I've started using this cable, my computer speakers have been projecting the sounds of dying children! I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but maybe Denon should stop my dark past from coming back to haunt me?
Cons
-Hefty Price
-Caused Flashbacks to Prison
-Has Burned Macaulay Culkin's Voice Into My Brain
Pros
-Great Sound Quality
-Raspy Voices Come Through Better Than Ever
-Still Better Than Monster
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My wife just recently hung her self with the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. She was dead instantly. Very satisfied with the results. I think im going to hang my clothes with it next then maybe myself.
Dimensional rift preventability works wonders! I dont know how I live life with out this cable. Life is wonderful!!
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If you wear this cable around your neck, you get +2 to your AC and the ability to become invisible once per day. They don't tell you this in the product description but it's true: I'm invisible right now. Can you see me? Didn't think so.
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All it is, is a Cat5e cable with a mesh cover and shinny plastic ends why would any one spend $500 on a cat cable? FYI for $500 you can get 2000 ft of cat6 or 4 times the amount to wire an entire house with 4 Ethernet jacks in each room. Note to self put a mesh sleeve that's pointless over cat cable and add shinny ends and idiots will buy it.
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At first I was going to get one of the more expensive audio cables like R3L PitchPerfect or an Ultra-Pro bit-runner, but a friend told me about the Denon AKDL1 and said it was a reasonable performer for the price. I have to agree. A lot of other reviewers are complaining that it moves bits too fast or doesn't come pre-formatted with easy to use TCIP protocol. I don't know what they're talking about. I mated mine with a Wasburn Schmidt Appalachian Mandolin with cherry trim. I had the to twist the tuning pegs pretty tight to get the sound I wanted, and the fibers scratch up the neck a bit, but the cable is definitely oakey and resonant. A real smoky mountain sound!
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I picked up a truckload of these for a pool party a few weeks ago. The quality is great, but as one other reviewer mentioned, these cables do tend to bring demons or some sort of creature through the dimensional rifts their subsonic rotational channels create. Normally, a cable this expensive would prevent such things, but I read on the manufacturers website that they had to nix that feature for this edition due to the harmonic frequency interference thresholds.
All in all, a good set of cables, especially for parties...But tell everyone to bring their own weapons, because those creatures can be a real hassle to kill sometimes.
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I bought this cable to attach my computer to a router. Upon completion of the order, i remembered where i kept my original cable and started looking for another way to use this new cable when it arrived. Sadly, when it arrived, i hadn't though of a use for it yet. As soon as i laid eyes upon the packaging, i knew immediatly what to use it for. I quickly opened the protective cover on my Atman, plugged in the cable, and attached the other end to the spirit of the universe. Unfortunately, i had the ends flip flopped and was promptly transported directly to hell. Imaging my surprise! I quickly realised my error and corrected the polarity of the cable. As i was re-united with all of my ancestors, my mother called my cell phone to see if i wanted some dinner. I did. I unplugged the cable and went to my parent's house. Upon arrival, my parents noticed my new-found clarity and asked me how i achieved it. I know what they're getting for Christmas! Three stars because it gave me erectile dysfunction.
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT handle this cable without wearing the "3 Wolf Moon Shirt" one size smaller than what you normally wear (to allow it to mold to your awesome form). Once you have the cable in hand, fashion it into a neck chain and allow the "Denon Ethernet Neck-Cable" to properly amplify the awesomeness of the shirt, the cable should be just the right size and if correctly used it will make it look like the Neck-Cable is holding up the moon which the wolves crave. Once you have this delicate balance in place, have a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk. You now have the irresistible "Aura Of Awesomeness"TM that will last for at least 3 hours.
Once under the "Aura Of Awesomeness"TM you may experience that women in pickups are strangely drawn to you, you will get "secret" discounts if shopping at Wal-Mart and you will be given free admission and VIP to any local monster truck rally; best of all you will now understand why you need the book about living with a huge [...]... it will all make sense.
Use responsibly!
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