I know that a lot of reviews here have basically dissed this cable due to it's price, but someone has to set the record straight. I thought, "What if I use this cable to plug into my a-8x bioconnector, (located conveniently on the back of my neck, of course), and use it to plug myself into my computer, (yes, I have the pcX transtator card!). After reading numerous reviews referring to it's capacity to move information faster than the speed of light by warping spacetime, I sussed out that I can use it to use the internet as a multinodal entry point into the Zero Point Energy Field, essentially achieving the ability to manifest anything that I desired instantaneously. I have to report with great satisfaction that it has worked! I have successfully manifested a 1 quadrillion dollar bank account, (which I will use to buy the United States)! Who needs "The Secret" when I have this? This cable is my "Secret"!
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The cables just screams "status!". If you want to be recognized at your next LAN party, or just need a high end accessory then pick up one of these puppies. When friends are trying to show off their iPhone or other cool gadgets just whip out your Denon AKDL1 and their jaws will drop with awe and wonder.
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This masterpiece of the copper scientician's art restored my sight, and then cured my virginity. It cooks bacon for me, too. Slightly crisp, just how I like it. I want a puppy.
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So, like I thought maybe I had CANCER, you know. Then, I like bought this cable, you know. I plugged one end in to my Dell notebook, but I don't have anything else to plug it into. The other end just, like, sits there, you know?
Anyways, I go to see a doctor, and I ask him, "So, dude, do I have, like, CANCER?"
And he goes, "Umm... No."
Sweeeeet cable, man! Cured CANCER, man!
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My Denon receiver is 3 meters away from my DVD player, so I bought two of these. Unfortunately, I only had a regular, straight-through female to female coupler. I don't hear any difference with my $1000 cable investment. Denon needs to come out with purified copper connectors.
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I connected this cable between my PC-XT/286 and my 300-baud accoustical coupler, and was thrilled to see that my Internet connection is now cruising along at speeds surpassing the fiber-optic 10-GigaBit ethernet speeds I have at my office! Absolutely phenominal, worth every penny spent!
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I ended up using this cable to connect my PC to my LAN, and soon realized I wasn't dealing with any ordinary Cat5 cable. I had seen the date and time change on my taskbar, which was quite odd, but timed with the use of this cable. I then noticed that various news and websites also showed this incorrect time and date. A few minutes had passed as I checked my cache, my router, and anything else I could think that would cause this odd behavior. Finally it dawned on me, the Denon AKDL1 was transmitting information faster then time itself! Amazing!
What is even more amazing, is that it appears to be accelerating. Yesterday (4/23 16:30hrs, when I posted this review) the time offset was about 24 hours, now the offset appears to be 36 hours, and increasing. Soon I'll be able to read news events from our distant future.
Anyway... I fully recommend this cable. $500 is a small investment to what your equity investments will look like in only a few months.
Oh, a few last things:
Somalian pirates turn out to actually be tied to Greenpeace
Karl Rove goes on a rampage and kills 11, including himself
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I think I've realized something. This cable - it does what it's supposed to, sure, but I think the reason that it is $[...] comes down to the fact that it transfers its abilities upon the user. Let me explain.
When I opened the package containing these cables, I felt a strange magnetism as soon as the seal was broken. I was fearful, but I paid $500 for these things, and there was no way I was going to not try them out. I picked up the cables, and felt a strange surge coursing through my veins, tickling up and down until I felt a buzzing in my hippocampus. Reeling, I put my hand out and touched my television for support. Lo and behold, I was no longer watching television...I was watching my own thoughts transferred onto the television. Pornography. Pornography equal to my wildest dreams - for they WERE my wildest dreams. I saw wishes come true. Enemies destroyed. My wildest fears, my greatest hopes. It was as thrilling as it was terrifying.
I called my girlfriend into the room, held her hand, and touched the television again. She looked on in horror, watching her imagined self carnally ravage my best friend. Needless to say, she is gone from my life.
These abilities are a gift...but also a curse. I can no longer wish for the life I had, but to see my thoughts, and the thoughts of others, is a horrible thing indeed.
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I have to admit, I was a bit sceptical about this cable at first. I had already purchased a $350 Monster QX7b-4 Cat6 Ethernet cable for my audio system, and I thought "there's no way this cable can be better, the Monster is incredible!."
I was wrong. As I was thinking about the AKDL1 cable, all of a sudden, by broken PowerBook G4's speakers sprung to life and began emitting the pure, unfiltered word of God in incredible 9.1 HD+ surround sound. I felt pure agony and pure ecstasy in the same instance. In that 2.34 parsec space of time, I can now comprehend the nature of time and throw stars at one another just my motioning to the night sky.
Needless to say, I bought two of these cables for God and I when we have LANs on Trusmoday (a day that can only be experienced if, you buy this cable.)
[Update] Oh sweet merciful heavens above! It's happened! The 7 horsemen of the apoclypse are here, but they are not as they were fortold! Whilst LANing with God, our two AKDL1 cables became intertwined and achieved singularity. They were then able to literally rip God in 3 halves and banish the halves to a crystalline matrix, which they then atomised.
That said, before they destroyed the fabric of space and time and killed God, these cables produced truly excellent sound. Starship Troopers 3: Marauder has never looked or sounded clearer.
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