I had high hopes for this cable, but I NEVER expected that I'd be able to e-mail my DEAD FATHER! I now have unlimited access to the TRUE "Ether"net, and can communicate with the great beyond. Due to the extraordinary cable, I now know that Elvis is, in fact, still alive and works as a used tissue salesman in Topeka, I know that Ceasar is upset about the whole salad thing, and that Ghengis Kahn would rather have been remembered as the inventor of the cheese puff. The only drawback came when my dead cat Mingie tried to re-animate from the other side via the cable and now I'm stuck with a zombie cat in my CD drive. I'm open to ideas on how to get her out of there without sacrificing my brains to do so.
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This beautiful hand-crafted cable has been lovingly assembled atom by atom by a dedicated artist.
Each cable is unique - for customer convenience, arrows point to the 5 nm x 5 nm signature of its creator at the end of the cable.
Like that of an original Picasso, the value of this cable is only likely to increase over time, making it a safe investment in these troubled times.
To preserve the cable's pristine condition for future resale at auctions, remember never to plug the cable into an appliance!
If you are not just purchasing as an investment but want to take pride in your possession, you may wear it to state dinners and receptions.
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I have a friend who was in jail with a drug dealer who saw his cousin walking down the street when a limo carrying Chuck Norris drove by. YES! Chuck Norris!!!! ...and quess what Mr. Norris was flossing with one of these bad boys!!! If its good enough for the man then I just may be worthy!
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For months my wife and I were trying to have a baby and we had no luck. A good friend told me about the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable. Sure, I knew it was the best for connecting Ethernet-enabled devices such as printers but boy was I in for the surprise of my life!
When my Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable arrived my wife and I simply removed it from the packaging and placed it on the night table. Before we knew it we were having babies like nobody's business!!!! SO MANY BABIES!!!!! 400 BABIES!!!!!!!!!
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Er... has anybody else noticed that since this farce started the price has dropped from $500 to $305? (Still 2 in stock, however) At $100 a month, it'll be down to $5.00 around Christmas.
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There once was a cable from Denon
Only $500 end to end
Sweet deals such as these for
Technology's more
Revolutionary than Lenin!
and opera:
(excerpt from "The Magic Audiophile")
Queen Denonica:
Beware... beWare... BE-WARRRE!!!
Of inferior wires
You're not hearing things, they're liars
Plug them in, pLUG them in, plug them... IIIIINNNNN!!!!! (BAHAHahaha)
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I got myself one of these for my birthday recently. Well, it wasn't my birthday, but it sure felt like it when the cable arrived. I was so ecstatic that I couldn't wait to try it out. I plugged the cable in and turned my music on but it didn't work! I couldn't hear my music! I was sure it was something wrong with my other equipment, so I did some research online. It turns out you have to update the cable's firmware to get it to work with certain other audio equipment. After installing the patch cable works perfectly!
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based on the superb reviews, I am buying this fabled equipment as a gift for my wife, in time for our 4th anniversary. I think it would make for a beautiful necklace.
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This is exactly the type of cable they use at the Large Hadron Collider for the mini-blackhole projects. Immense information output of the blackhole requires digital data speed transfers faster than the speed of light (to escape the event horizon) and this is the only cable capable of such speeds. The anti-aging properties of this capable definitely help to prolong its life in the case when ripples in the space-time continuum send equipment back in time.
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