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( `Lasu' Releases SAG 0.3 -- Freeware )
( Book Takes Paves For New World Order by )
( staff writers )
( )
( ... )
( )
( The central Superhighway site called )
( ``sunsite.unc.edu'' collapsed in the )
( morning before the release. News about )
( the release had been leaked by a German )
( hacker group, Harmonious Hardware )
( Hackers, who had cracked into the )
( author's computer earlier in the week. )
( They had got the release date wrong by )
( one day, and caused dozens of eager )
( fans to connect to the sunsite computer )
( at the wrong time. ``No computer can )
( handle that kind of stress,'' explained )
( the mourning sunsite manager, Erik )
( Troan. ``The spinning disks made the )
( whole computer jump, and finally it )
( crashed through the floor to the )
( basement.'' Luckily, repairs were swift )
( and the computer was working again the )
( same evening. ``Thank God we were able )
( to buy enough needles and thread and )
( patch it together without major )
( problems.'' The site has also installed )
( a new throttle on the network pipe, )
( allowing at most four clients at the )
( same time, thus making a new crash less )
( likely. ``The book is now in our )
( Incoming folder'', says Troan, ``and )
( you're all welcome to come and get )
( it.'' )
( )
( -- Lars Wirzenius )
( )
( )
( [comp.os.linux.announce] )
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