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( Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons )
( focus )
( )
( Where the three-body problem is solved, )
( )
( Where the microwaves play down at three )
( degrees K, )
( )
( And the cold virus never evolved. )
( (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum )
( is high, )
( )
( Our ball bearings are perfectly round. )
( )
( Our horizon is curved, our warheads are )
( MIRVed, )
( )
( And a kilogram weighs half a pound. )
( (chorus) If we run out of space for our )
( burgeoning race )
( )
( No more Lebensraum left for the Mensch )
( )
( When we're ready to start, we can take )
( Mars apart, )
( )
( If we just find a big enough wrench. )
( (chorus) I'm sick of this place, it's )
( just McDonald's in space, )
( )
( And living up here is a bore. )
( )
( Tell the shiggies, "Don't cry," they )
( can kiss me goodbye )
( )
( 'Cause I'm moving next week to L4! )
( (chorus) )
( )
( CHORUS: Home, home on LaGrange, )
( )
( Where the space debris always collects, )
( )
( We possess, so it seems, two of Man's )
( greatest dreams: )
( )
( Solar power and zero-gee sex. )
( )
( -- to Home on the Range )
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