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( The Worst Bank Robbery                  )
(                                         )
( In August 1975 three men were on their  )
( way in to rob the Royal Bank of         )
( Scotland at Rothesay, when they got     )
( stuck in the revolving doors. They had  )
( to be helped free by the staff and,     )
( after thanking everyone, sheepishly     )
( left the building.                      )
(                                         )
( A few minutes later they returned and   )
( announced their intention of robbing    )
( the bank, but none of the staff         )
( believed them. When they demanded 5,000 )
( pounds in cash, the head cashier        )
( laughed at them, convinced that it was  )
( a practical joke.                       )
(                                         )
( Then one of the men jumped over the     )
( counter, but fell to the floor          )
( clutching his ankle. The other two      )
( tried to make their getaway, but got    )
( trapped in the revolving doors again.   )
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