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( I suppose some of the variation between )
( Boston drivers and the rest of the      )
( country is due to the progressive       )
( Massachusetts Driver Education Manual   )
( which I happen to have in my top desk   )
( drawer. Some of the Tips for Better     )
( Driving are worth considering, to wit:  )
(                                         )
( [131.16d]:                              )
(                                         )
( "Directional signals are generally not  )
( used except during vehicle              )
(                                         )
( inspection; however, a left-turn signal )
( is appropriate when making              )
(                                         )
( a U-turn on a divided highway."         )
(                                         )
( [96.7b]:                                )
(                                         )
( "When paying tolls, remember that it is )
( necessary to release the                )
(                                         )
( quarter a full 3 seconds before passing )
( the basket if you are                   )
(                                         )
( traveling more than 60 MPH."            )
(                                         )
( [110.13]:                               )
(                                         )
( "When traveling on a one-way street,    )
( stay to the right, so as not            )
(                                         )
( to interfere with oncoming traffic."    )
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